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Mega Milk Root 07/19/2018 (Thu) 20:22:46 No. 4296 [Reply]
Honey is reverted
Until further notice things are back to the way they used to be. There were several major bugs that were causing the site to not work the right way. It was unfair to certain users. The /wai/ board, palemoon users etc. were having the most problems. I deeply apologize for the switch back. I hope to maybe soon implement honey again once it's completely finished.
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>>4330
>use them directly in the children
>>4330
>CSS tips from a site which doesn't even display without JS

What was the point for variables in the style anyway?
>>4343
easier theme authoring i imagine
>>4330
Thanks a lot for the link. I'll try to remove them and switch to a preprocessor, to see if that remedies things.
>>4344
Yes, that was the point. I guess CSS variables are still not ready for use in production yet. I'll probably find a better way to make themes work nicely, perhaps I can use SASS to write the CSS of Honey with, and then I can compile the themes with different variables on top of that. Since we already use postcss in our pipeline (to minify and make the CSS look better in older browsers), it should be easy to add.
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>>4347
It should be logically the most efficient way to use them, its very weird that they didn't expect it and optimized for it. Must be one of those cases the programmers in charge don't really ever work with web design.

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Anonymous 06/06/2018 (Wed) 22:27:37 No. 3289 [Reply]
>ctrl-f banner thread
<no results

okay let's start one
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i made something for int without asking the bo
feel free not to add it if he dislikes it
>>3424
ebin
t. /int/ BO
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Well, here's something.

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Anonymous 06/25/2018 (Mon) 06:19:19 No. 858 [Reply]
Reaction faces thread (/a/ edition)
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What does Perfect Half has done in Their last Chapter? MyAnime 07/21/2018 (Sat) 07:29:17 No. 2271 [Reply]

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Asuka vs Rei Anonymous 06/28/2018 (Thu) 22:11:51 No. 902 [Reply]
The waifu war to end all waifu wars
22 years and we still don't have a clear winner. Even though Rei is clearly superior
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I saw this exact bread on 4chan a couple hours ago
>>2228
But this ones been up for like 2 weeks now.
I would just like to make it clear that, Rei is superior.
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>>902
USUKA!
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>>902
YOU MIGHT THINK REI IS THE BEST, BUT NO...
THAT'S ME, ASUKA!

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Anonymous 07/02/2018 (Mon) 05:48:19 No. 987 [Reply]
what audio player does /tech/ use? pic unrelated.
>>987
foobar ftw
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VLC master race
clementine

it's like foobar but for a good os
>>987
I'm not complaining.

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Mega Milk Root 07/08/2018 (Sun) 14:32:20 No. 3542 [Reply]
A line to reach me in dire straits. Use it wisely.
Does this phone number receive photo messages?
>>3680
Only texts and voice mails, sometimes he picks up
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>>3542
t-thanks guys. I'm single.
>>3542
Someone had called me and I had picked up while I was outside in a parking lot. If you want to call again I will pick up and be able to hear you this time. Thank you.

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Anonymous 07/21/2018 (Sat) 00:19:07 No. 2256 [Reply]
And try to keep it anime
https://www.2chan.net
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I found this weird thread about a cat. I'm guessing this must be what Jap memes look like.
http://may.2chan.net/b/res/573319095.htm
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>>2260
Fucking saved!
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>>2263
I like that it has kirby music. Oh if only I could understand what they were saying...
This isn't from 2chan but I figured I might as well post it here.

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Hentai Games Anonymous 07/18/2018 (Wed) 23:02:38 No. 2220 [Reply]
I've recently become addicted to hentai games, basically just a better version of porn. There are so many of them too, and much less faggy cuck shit than you'd expect.

What are some of your favorite hentai games? What do you recommend to others? How do you feel about the medium?

Pic related, probably the best one I've played so far. Exceptionally good.
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>>2230
Ooof, thanks for the first game.
>>2254
how cuckime is it on a scale of 1 to 10
>>2238
>>2238
Do I need to speak 2 u again like the good old days?
>>2254
How bad is it?
>>2262
Loli, school, sex.

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Anonymous 07/04/2018 (Wed) 21:03:02 No. 3492 [Reply]
If you keep spamming on 8chan I might have to block all links to Mewch. Could you stop?
I've used very narrow filters up to now, but if you keep evading them it's going to get to the point where people can't even link to Mewch any more if they do have a good reason.
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>>3503
what a load of fucking bollox you spamming cunts speak lol
>>3501
LMAOOOOOOO

fuckin this 8cuck piece of shit, spam his shit ass website
>>3501
I made second video :)
I remember being on the roz thread in 8gag and someone just posted that "roz frequents mewch" and that was enough for some hotpocket to delete the post. If you really are this scared of losing posters to mewch, maybe you should try and stop being a horrencously shitty board owener or simply give the board to somebody who isn't a complete piece of shit, dys. It's funny how you'll go into a thread, use your tripcode to mock mewch posts even as mewch's userbase gradually rises in tandem with the decline of 8/b/. Then you come here to beg.
>p-please stop taking muh users
>>4338
unfiltered user admission will ruin this website and turn it into 4chan 3.0 in the future if megamilk sells mewch to some gook it will be perfect
anyway it's actually nice to have a place where people can talk to each other in a respectful manner (to a degree) and we don't have half of /b/ consisting of porn threads and the other half with natsoc propaganda. maybe you can casually mention mewch on rare comfy thread on 8chan but just please just don't do it everywhere.

t. neither a mod from 8chan nor mewch

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Mega Milk Root 07/20/2018 (Fri) 16:45:24 No. 4341 [Reply]
This is a canary. Watch it carefully.

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Foobar 07/15/2018 (Sun) 22:12:23 No. 1043 [Reply]
Post your phone homescreens.
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>>1043
My phone is in service centre.
So I'll post my shitty bg.
>>1061
pls giv wallpaper
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>>1062
I have the same on my phone, sooo. Here you go.
>>1064
Thank you!
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>>1066
I'm glad to help!

Anonymous 05/08/2018 (Tue) 03:25:10 No. 653 [Reply]
Spent the weekend modernizing the leaked 4chan source code from 2010, it's been pretty fun seeing how bad 15 year olds are at writing PHP in 2005.

It's kinda wild how this 2000 line clusterfuck serves some 700,000,000 pageviews a month now
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>>1056
yep! it's a heavily refactored version of that release.
It's about 1000 lines shorter and that's after adding all the features like catalog, api and reports lol.
Why would you want to recreate probably the worst imageboard software ever made?
>>1059
why is it the worst imageboard ever made?
>>1059
technically it's the best imageboard software ever made because of all the frontend features
>>1063
>>1059
mock me all you want but the only argument anyone’s made so far is “muh imgboard.php” “muh 2000 line file”, and that was from 2010.

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Anonymous 07/11/2018 (Wed) 15:41:12 No. 3696 [Reply]
Official Testing Thread
The posts in this thread may be removed by training staff members for no reason. Don't post anything important here. But feel free to fill this thread with nonsense for testing purposes.
Nothing Specified
Edited last time by megamilk on 07/11/2018 (Wed) 22:06:29.
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This post is important. Please don't delete.
Tripcode Test (For CSS)
...with a name, this time.
Capcode Test
email test

Anonymous 07/17/2018 (Tue) 22:04:38 No. 4267 [Reply]
Forced anonimity on /b/ when?
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i understand tripcodes on /waifu/ which is for cucks to circlejerk but it makes no sense on /b/
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>>4269
Yes they are
>>4274
sheet

tripcodes are gay af
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This is all that is needed to make the comic work.
>>4270
I believe that the community members who know each other well from places like cytube will have a pretty easy time recognizing each other on /b/ by posting style and context.

TOR file posting Anonymous 07/12/2018 (Thu) 23:56:27 No. 3747 [Reply]
Why is TOR file posting disabled?
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>>4280
I'm sorry to say that I can't allow it. There would probably be an abundance of text shitposts.
>>4283
>implying that would be a bad thing
smdh
>>4283
But VPNs are still allowed right?
>>4287
Nothing wrong with vpns
So you blocked Tor file posting.
Few days later >>3784

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Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 02:07:48 No. 2240 [Reply]
Yotsuba is for lewding.
User was banned for this post
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>>2247
>>2247
xDDDDD

answer my Qs in the hentai thread
>>2248
>answer my Qs in the hentai thread
What did he mean by this?
>>2249
post ur feti in the thread champ
>>2250
Well I don't really have any abstract fetish, besides loli, shota and traps
>>2252
post ur cuckime feti the the designated hentai thread so i can make fun of u and sheet

Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 00:03:33 No. 4313 [Reply]
mega when will you be active again in the irc? need to ask you a few things.
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im his spokesman so feel free to ask me anything
>>4315
does megamilk like traps
>>4316
probably he's a mod they are all faggots

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Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 04:33:44 No. 3788 [Reply]
why is janitor kot abusing his mod powers to pin a thread that has the purpose of taking away board traffic?
it's bad enough these threads are allowed and get shitbumped dozens of times, but actually pinning it too? that seems like a really bad decision and not beneficial to mewch.
because it was pinned of course the cp spammer cunt took advantage of it too. i would like to hear the opinion of the other staff members on this.
Anyone that uses any reason to post illegal or unwanted content is an asshole.
Not me in the screencap btw

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Mega Milk Root 07/09/2018 (Mon) 22:00:40 No. 3625 [Reply]
Lynxchan++ Bug Thread
Known bugs:
Static pages like donate.html and posting.html are not working as expected. They will be fixed.
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>>4259
Still can't ban, this happens, was never asked to fill in a captcha.
>>4281
No need to fill in captcha when banning
>>4262
Do you get any errors on console?
>>4292
Then something isn't right.
>>4294
Can you do the following:
- Press F12 console.
- Go to Network tab.
- On the top right, click "Persist Logs".
- Try to ban someone.
- You should see a new entry in the request list with the method "POST". Click that.
- A sidebar should open. Click the "Params" tab.
- Post its entire content here. (Ctrl+A and Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V to the post form)

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Anonymous 07/01/2018 (Sun) 02:06:29 No. 916 [Reply]
Alright you fags, due to technical issues I lost my cirno folder. I know for a fact that one of you must have a pretty good collection of cirno pictures, so please post them here!
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kode #CI5HDd 04/19/2018 (Thu) 19:35:27 No. 599 [Reply]
Chaika on the front page
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haha! she likes the grapes!
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>>706
this
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For fucks sake Chaika. Go to the front page!

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post anime also first nek#8bC26y 02/24/2018 (Sat) 23:43:08 No. 2 [Reply]
post ani anime
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Anonymous 07/17/2018 (Tue) 16:14:47 No. 1069 [Reply]
Sakuya giving the Cirno the fishe
Wtf? My thread got stickied?
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>>1071
Yes. Good thread, keep it up!
Bumping this good thread.

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Mega Milk Root 07/19/2018 (Thu) 01:57:18 No. 4285 [Reply]
Please list a very inconvenient time for you specifically in this thread. A time perhaps when you are asleep and not on mewch.

If I ever plan maintenance I want to work around these times. Be sure to include timezones.
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DATAMINING, DO NOT REPLY
>implying I'm not here 24/7
>>4290
🤷

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Foobar 07/18/2018 (Wed) 23:38:05 No. 1051 [Reply]
Post programs your fucking hate
Starting with matlab
Honey frontend tbh also gnome a shit

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why was my cuckime thread deleted Anonymous 07/12/2018 (Thu) 01:55:43 No. 944 [Reply]
why was my cuckime thread deleted
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>>1032
I too have pondered this question and i believe i have found the solution in the discord teenbros.
These teenbros act like a great filter to all but the most hehpillt and obviously redditors are highly unhehpillt rulecucks.Furthermore, these teenbros are a catalyst for much ebin drama and wars.
Therefore,i propose the cultivation of teenbroism.
>>1033
Sage is not a downvote :)

>>1034
teenbros are rulecucks themselves though, they use bot spam and illegal content to attempt to shut down image boards
>>1035
>illegal content
It's not really the teenbros but the law that is rulecucked here. Not much can be done here unfortunately as it will require global distribution of the hehpill.
>bot spam
A kind of grey area/catch-22ish. Not allowing bots fast speech is rulecuckoldry, but to allow it is rulecuckoldry to others. I am not enlightened enough to answer this yet and require more study/meditation on the hehpill first.
>>1038
Yes it is open for debate. My thinking is that because bot spam requires third party tools which aren't accessible to all users through the site itself it IS rulecuckery. One user gets an unfair advantage over everyone else.
bump, this thread is being slid by shills etc.

Anonymous 07/18/2018 (Wed) 19:14:36 No. 1871 [Reply]
Last Anime Vector thread
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Anonymous 07/18/2018 (Wed) 18:30:30 No. 1422 [Reply]
Anime vectors pt 2
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Anonymous 07/18/2018 (Wed) 17:51:42 No. 1078 [Reply]
Going to dump some vectors I have saved. I have like 1000s. Enjoy.
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Anonymous 07/18/2018 (Wed) 17:20:23 No. 1077 [Reply]
See you space cowboy

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Anonymous 07/13/2018 (Fri) 18:19:51 No. 966 [Reply]
Panty and Stocking
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>>987
She's also a literal slut, but I guess some people like that.
>>991
>implying you are waifu would sex you otherwise
>>993
Who are you quoting? And also whoever that is needs to learn proper grammar.
>>995
My waifu is not for sex!
>>1075
this was meant for >>993

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Anonymous 06/28/2018 (Thu) 01:17:02 No. 876 [Reply]
Konosuba film announced!
Also Aqua thread because she's better than Megumin.
User was banned for having shit taste
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>dissing megumin
EXPLOSION
>>934
It was a joke, man. I didn't actually ban him
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>>935
I want to do an explosion inside her.
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SEX WITH WIZ LOL
SEX WITH MEGUMIN LOLE

Mega Milk Root 07/17/2018 (Tue) 02:14:43 No. 1040 [Reply]
I really hate anime
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>>1062
They don't hate anime, they hate weebs (for good reason). But even weebery has gone mainstream. The locus for serious anime discussions is no longer image boards, but places like reddit and MAL. Conventions are popular outings for regular people, as various forms of freakery have become normalized. Anime consumption is now no longer relegated to the obscure corners of the internet, to the realm of piracy and torrenting - its main consumers are paying customers, and they purchase access on large corporate outlets like Netflix or Crunchyroll.

The average anime fan is not you, the socially stunted autist. It's Holly, the 22 year old sorority girl who totally, like, loves quirky foreign shows and owns a graphic t-shirt or two. That's reality my friend!
>>1063
>they hate weebs (for good reason)
could you please just leave man? if you're just a casual anime fan then you have plenty of websites to go to. people that come to these dark corners of the internet are just trying to escape from people like you. it's the reason why saying things like "cucktime" puts everyone on edge.
>>1063
it makes more sense to say that the average anime fan are asians
>>1064
So much this. It's time to go back.
>>1064
>>1066
I don't know what makes you think the sorts of opinions I'm espousing would be welcome on a place like reddit, 4/a/, or MAL. These places are some of the worst havens for cuckime apologists.

Cuckime is simply a means of classification, a methodological approach towards the medium that is meant to provocatively reorient discourse. There's no need to be so worked up over it, or assume this is some normalfag invasion.

The cuckime critique is perfectly compatible with your desire for serious anime discussions.

Waaifus wonders Claude giroux 06/01/2018 (Fri) 18:22:13 No. 797 [Reply]
Wonderful
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Oldish anime I used to like. B gata h kei.
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>>1041
Nice, man. I didn't think you'd ever post here!
>>1044
I really dislike anime but I figured I'd share some relics of my teenbro years
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Anyhow, keep up the good work kodebro. This board is turning out fine.
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dead board

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Anonymous 07/16/2018 (Mon) 03:14:10 No. 1004 [Reply]
Endchan/AM/ + Mewch/a/ = <3
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Truce is off
This is a rulecucked board on a rulecucked site.

>pic related me after pooping out the truce pill
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>>1013
what happen brudder
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>>1016
Threads deleted.
Herdsman blood spilled
>>1036
/int/ is no longer rulecucked (for now)

/fringe/ and /a/ are very rulecuckd though

Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 01:21:34 No. 3784 [Reply]
there's disgusting cp on /b/ again, please do something about this.
>>3784
fixed
>>3785
10 minutes is too long, please act quicker next time.
>>3786
sorry
>>3786
Suck a dick, tbh.
They are already doing for free, 10m is an excellent response time.
>always miss those
fuck my life

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Anonymous 06/27/2018 (Wed) 16:23:01 No. 872 [Reply]
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Pop Team Epic. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of pop culture most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Popuko’s egoistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterization- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Nietzschean literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Pop Team Epic truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Popuko's existential catchphrase “Ah. You are motherfucker?,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Ragnar Redbeard’s Nordic epic Might Is Right. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Bukubu Okawa’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
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HAHA IT WORKED!!!
>>886
Well It almost worked
>>889
That's a long girl!
why is there no copypasta that starts
>To be fair, you have to have a really big dick to understand X

>>872
>they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Popuko's existential catchphrase “Ah. You are motherfucker?,”
>“Ah. You are motherfucker?,”
>English
本当に最低だな〜
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>>1000
1000 wew

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Anonymous 07/14/2018 (Sat) 20:25:15 No. 989 [Reply]
ITT power level shitposting
post the most obscure show you like and your one sentence sales pitch

>blondie does tokyo
>Ecchi sea creatures.
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>Druggie ninja

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Mega Milk Root 07/15/2018 (Sun) 05:47:28 No. 3795 [Reply]
Seeking global staff. Attached is a pdf you should read before applying concerning our stance on User Privacy and it's importance to me.

To apply please send the following details to joe@mewch.net:
The amount of hours you can spend online (with your timezone abbreviation included)
Any experience with online communities and possible proof.

Please note that your global staff handle should not be tied to an existing mewch handle or tripcode of any kind.

Please note that your job as a global staff member is to remove ONLY the things listed in the global rules.

Please note that there has been an abundance of applications in the past and many applications will be denied without notification.

This is a shit job, you get nothing from this. You get no praise, no women, nothing. But if you care anything about this site and this community, you may enjoy this.

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Anonymous 07/09/2018 (Mon) 04:19:47 No. 1003 [Reply]
Oh no...
c++ looks really complex whenever i look at it
then again i am just a subprogrammer who barely knows python and nothing else
>>1004
Hi roz
Related article: C is not a low level language https://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=3212479
c++ is so bad that the unix haters handbook dedicated an entire chapter to it

Programming languages Anonymous 07/10/2018 (Tue) 23:38:36 No. 1006 [Reply]
Which programming language do you like the most anon? Tell us what you like about it, how you got into it, how it is superior to it's alternatives etc.
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C++ is pretty good
>>1006
Anyone have experience learning node?
>>1008
I'm currently learning python. Reading some material without fully grasping it's contents really gets to my nerves to I left the books aside for a moment and now I'm reading a Wikipedia page about bitwise operations.
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>it is alternatives

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n00b coding laurelai 07/12/2018 (Thu) 14:38:34 No. 1011 [Reply]
>code 'for the web' using front-end and back-end programming languages.

Following instructions: Computer code is a set of statements, like sentences in English, and each statement directs the computer to perform a single step or instruction. Each of these steps is very precise, and followed to the letter.

One rough way to measure a program's complexity is to count its statements or lines of code.

whether few or many lines of code, the computer follows each instruction exactly and effortlessly.

Be careful of only using 'lines' of code as a measure for a program's complexity. Just like when writing in English, 100 well written lines of code can perform the same functionality as 1,000 poorly written lines of code.

>computer programs use code to literally and exactly tell the computer to execute a set of instructions

Computer Science Education Week is an annual program dedicated to elevating the profile of computer science during one week in December.
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High-level programming languages must be converted to low-level programming languages using an interpreter or compiler, depending on the language. Interpreted languages are considered more portable than compiled languages, while compiled languages execute faster than interpreted languages. However, the speed advantage compiled languages have is starting to fade in importance as improving processor speeds make performance differences between interpreted and compiled languages negligible.

High-level programming languages like...

- JavaScript,
- Python,
- and Ruby...

are interpreted. For these languages the interpreter executes the program directly, translating each statement one line at a time into machine code.

High-level programming languages like...
- C++,
- COBOL,
- and Visual Basic...

...are compiled.

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Software accessible on websites is gradually starting to take over installed software.

...think of the last time you downloaded and installed software for your computer -

installed software like Windows Media Player and Winamp that play music and movies have been replaced with websites like YouTube and Netflix.

Traditional installed word processor and spreadsheet software like Microsoft Word and Excel are starting to see competition from web software like Google Docs and Sheets.

Google is even selling laptops called chromebooks that contain no installed software, and instead rely exclusively on web software to provide functionality.
"The remainder of this book will focus on developing and creating web software, not just because web software is growing rapidly, but also because programs for the web are easier to learn and launch than traditional installed software."

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Foobar 07/14/2018 (Sat) 03:29:46 No. 1028 [Reply]
Post bad UIs

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Anonymous 07/12/2018 (Thu) 02:21:08 No. 945 [Reply]
Just started watching FLCL Progressive lads. The english dub is getting to my nerves tho.
Added to my list!
>The english dub is getting to my nerves tho.
That's why I watch subs exclusively.

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Anonymous 06/28/2018 (Thu) 21:16:50 No. 899 [Reply]
Why is the creator of Kobayashi so based?
User was rewarded for making me hard
>User was rewarded for making me hard
Kode you damn lolicon!
User was banned for being ultra gay
>>900
:D lol
>>899
Why do all these kids on reddit keep telling me to not lewd Kanna when she's already been lewded by the creator of the show?

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Anonymous 07/10/2018 (Tue) 12:23:43 No. 936 [Reply]
Higurashi thread. I've been watching it recently, and I think we need a full on thread on this show. It's too good, and nowadays it's underrated and not talked about. It's a classic.
Added to my list :^)

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Anonymous 07/10/2018 (Tue) 17:57:13 No. 938 [Reply]
Best girl.
>>938
Which anime is that from? I am an anime noob
>>939
You know how above the image it says "image search"? And next to that it says "sauceNAO"? Well, if you click on that link, it shows you the source!
>>940
don't believe him it's a wirus
I disagree

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Foobar 07/13/2018 (Fri) 20:41:43 No. 1027 [Reply]
Does anyone still have the screenshot of Terry Davis visiting mewch? It was back when he did the livestreams at home.

The /int(l)/ problem Anonymous 07/13/2018 (Fri) 15:22:28 No. 3765 [Reply]
There is currently a global rule called "no flooding". This is being enforced on /int/ by zealous and mentally challenged mods who insist that a few threads in a row is "flooding". Bans and deletions are being handed out for something that is a deep part of /intl/ culture. Don't advertise yourself with "/intl/ won" if you plan to rulecuck the board.

The only spam that should be curtailed is bot spam, but this can be addressed with content neutral approaches built into the website that do not require subjective and arbitrary moderator action.

Delete the board, turn it into a rulecucked generic /int/, or allow users to post freely. Even better, remove the "no flooding" rule and make it board specific - because it gives faggot global mods an excuse to meddle.

these are my demands