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Mewch Thread #5 Pink 04/19/2018 (Thu) 02:36:28 No. 1726 [Reply]
Reminder to worship your alien
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>>2003
It's the right thing to do
>>2008
>>2010
when I said argument I didn't mean a youtube comments sort of argument

>>2009
no it's wrong is what it be. grilled cheese sandwiches are objectively delicious.
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>>2011
thumbs up if you're still rocking this in 2018
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>>2011
Macaroni and cheese sucks too if we're being honest
>>2012
good meme

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Anonymous 04/20/2018 (Fri) 05:59:29 No. 72420 [Reply]
u up?
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>>72424
>>72425
i know dem feels. stay strong guys, you can do it or not
>>72425
i’m just browsing some sites and getting ready to sleep after a horrible day.
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>>72424
What do you plan for today?
>>72429
I've gotta sort stuff out involving applying to colleges. How bout you?

나연 general mk ii Anonymous 04/16/2018 (Mon) 09:52:35 No. 69870 [Reply]
>>69869

nayeon thread post any and all nayeons here
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>>72380
gross
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Anonymous 04/20/2018 (Fri) 04:43:24 No. 72391 [Reply]
What do you think of my flag boys club?
Can we get a "share your room" type thread?
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>>72413
What ze fuck
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>>72413
>my room.jpg
>>72415
but just the fact that this is someone's room is already disturbing
>>72416
Agreed
>>72413
>porn on the walls
>obsession of a singular character
>obsession of a singular character from a shitty movie
>dakimakura
>dakimakura of a character from a shitty movie
>child's bedspread
>posters and merchandise
>furry
>shipping
>commissioning artists for a shitty furry shipping fantasy so you can ejaculate on your wall whilst shoving your dakimakura's groin area up your anus as incredibly high rates of both speed and pain|
there isn't something that can be considered ok in this picture.

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Anonymous 04/20/2018 (Fri) 05:22:23 No. 2001 [Reply]
crispy

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Anonymous 04/18/2018 (Wed) 02:29:55 No. 71011 [Reply]
Hotties who love America thread
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>>72264
Are you black?
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>>72305
no i am white-american
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HOT THOTS

Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 21:45:38 No. 71970 [Reply]
what do y'all think of my lit'l old north american campsite?
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>>71984
>Kinda homeless
define "kinda homeless"
>>71991
i have a "smart phone" proprietary software device

i also use public computers
>>72130
>>72195

And spake unto him, saying, Tell us, by what authoritie doest thou these things? or who is hee that gave thee this authoritie?

3 And hee answered, and said unto them, I will also aske you one thing, and answere me.

4 The Baptisme of John, was it from heaven, or of men?

5 And they reasoned with themselves, saying, If wee shall say, From heaven, he will say, Why then beleeved yee him not?

6 But and if we say, Of men, all the people will stone us: for they be perswaded that John was a Prophet.

7 And they answered, that they could not tell whence it was.

8 And Jesus said unto them, Neither tell I you by what authoritie I doe these things.
>>72291
God bless you

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T2K Anonymous 04/08/2018 (Sun) 21:14:59 No. 65704 [Reply]
Two Knives Travis
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Anonymous 04/16/2018 (Mon) 23:38:20 No. 70236 [Reply]
ever consider that maybe kelly and the like won't come back because you're all obsessed nutters?
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i sincerely doubt that
i get vibes that she cares for you all
>>70266
Of course she does. We're pretty cool guys, we kinda share interest, and well the site is run by a bunch of chads.
I hope the new pedo boards don't scare her off
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You tools sound like a support group
>>70236
They like getting obsessed over though

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Anonymous 04/16/2018 (Mon) 07:43:15 No. 69856 [Reply]
Is mewch better then 8gag?
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Do we have to have this thread every other day? Obviously it's better for reasons already mentioned dozens of times
Better, yes, but that's not saying much. I have hope for mewch but who knows.
yes
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I was only going along with the OP and trying to be funny.
>>69856
Not in all ways. Both have their good and bad sides

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/fa/ thread – waywt Anonymous 04/11/2018 (Wed) 15:24:46 No. 67186 [Reply]
itt we laugh at each other's terrible sense of fashion
I'll start
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>>67367
I have a 3 CDs collection
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>>67369
>Kot7K
>>67369
Well technically it counts
>>67186
D A P P E R B O I

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Choose Life Anonymous 04/18/2018 (Wed) 13:27:12 No. 71150 [Reply]
Looks like Kelly is starting to love life again.
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>>72303
Thanks, I thought it was a selfieof her with her laptop though
>>72303
The one i posted is the newest one.
>>72307
I see, when did she post the laptop one?
>>72333
Not sure, its no longer on her instagram. It's fairly new though. You said "newest" so i just went and got the newest one she posted. The laptop one is new though, just not the newest.
>>72349
Looks like we’ve got a new rare Kelly then

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Hi mewch, pick me an avatar! Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 17:17:07 No. 71817 [Reply]
Rules: must be recognizable/readable in small (100x100) resolution.
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>>72012
it's true i lied about the hot dog
just keep the default one, I always do
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show them you're a rebel that won't play by society's rules
>>72239
Based
>>71817
What is it for? Jewtube?

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Anonymous 04/20/2018 (Fri) 04:56:20 No. 72397 [Reply]
Please comfort me.
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>>72397
There there anon, it's going to be alright
>>72397
what’s the problem op?

Anonymous 04/20/2018 (Fri) 04:19:30 No. 72380 [Reply]
Which is your favorite?
Doesn’t matter, we will never have just one of them anyway
(´・ω・`)
this one
>>72388
Agreed, this type is godtier
>>72390
I would rather be a virgin than touch that

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2D Waifus Anonymous 04/13/2018 (Fri) 19:42:52 No. 305 [Reply]
wow u guys relly like this board, but btw only good waifus are 2d waifus.
its a proven fact

come in here and post only the best 2d waifus!
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>>1590
>K.

King of the Ku Klux Klan
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I do not know if this counts, but this is my favorite 2d waifu...
>>1257
how come this gif is automatically animated

while this one >>1259 isn't
>>1856
Seems to me only gifs above 1mb get animated.
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>>1590
yo when u have chance get in the public stream later k?

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Its Happening Anonymous 04/20/2018 (Fri) 01:34:56 No. 72325 [Reply]
Hey goys, we are finishing that feelz anime tonight fureel

you kno where to go

its fag proof
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I don't think a secret is in the best interest of anyone here. We should have an open community at Mewch where we can all enjoy things together.
>>72373
you don't understand how imageboards work. We're going to have nothing but garbage stacked on top of the fucking garbage we already have if mewch becomes actually popular. It will be like every other chan. A bunch of retards pretending to be funnyebicmen wit da chickyniggy i sawe on le 4fun epic compilatione! we will have everything, yet nothing of value. the genuine feeling is the only thing preventing mewch from becoming 8/4/othershittywebsitehere.
>>72383
It is you who doesn’t understand imageboards, they are an open community by definition. Any one can join and post as long as the rules are followed.
unless you have a vagina
also i was talking about the secret cytube channel
>>72386
imageboards have been a staple of counterculture for fucking forever. back in the days where most people used "nerd" as an insult, we had old4fun. as more people were introduced to the internet, things progressively got shitter. soon enough, everybody and their mum starts going on 4fun now. it's no longer a place to be a weird anime fan NEET. /b/ is mostly just porn now, /g/ is just a hellhole, and everywhere else is filled with shitty lackluster no-effort shitposting that boils my blood to a steady simmer.
>also i was talking about the secret cytube channel
fug. i'm just an angry person.
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>>72389
Oh I know what a Reddit-tier shithole 4ch has become, long gone are the golden 2006, 7, 8, 9 days and amazing imageboard days in general. There are only some good scraps left over here and there. Mewch is doing fine though, I don't think this place will turn cancerous soon. Come give me a hug angrynon

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Gmask thread Anonymous 04/12/2018 (Thu) 10:11:15 No. 67597 [Reply]
You know what to do.
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>>71429
Oh. I'll try that next time.
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>>71285
first was pretty fun, third had nice delivery. had trouble with second, hard to see which filters werew ich and the selection issue again but got it
fuck man solving them is better than jerking to them
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I picked it randomly again. I need to stop taking fully monochrome pics.
Hint for the first one if it's too hard:
There's a block in middle.
It's either there or it isn't.
It can't be both at once.
It's either one or the other.
>>71566
>last one
Fuck, that's tricky. When did you mirror it? Anything I try ends up in a pic with random mirrored blocks around.
>fuck man solving them is better than jerking to them
Yeah, it just feels fun to mess around with it until you eventually figure it out and get a pic.
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>mirror
there are no flips, you mean the glass blocks? honestly no fucking clue just felt like being an ass and doing the same trick over and over, so there must be a filter->glass blocks->unfilter over the entire thing but i think it's like halfway through
honestly no fucking clue
>first one
easy enough, xor+jpg mangled the final image a bit though
>griffin
heh just caught the one fl cute tho
just always save as png from gmask regardless of the original filetype
>>72126
>there are no flips, you mean the glass blocks?
Yes, the glass blocks. I tried all filter -> glass -> unfilter combinations I could think of but none work, though I guess I might just be blind and unable to see the pattern when I get to it.
>just always save as png from gmask regardless of the original filetype
I just saved it normally since filetype is persistent, though I guess I forgot it's only persistent as long as the program is open, once you close it it resets to jpg.
>that last one
Waifu tier.

Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 09:06:41 No. 71750 [Reply]
Guys. I got off the bus and this chick with a short skirt was walking and everytime she took a step her drees would lift and I saw her ass. No panties. A bit too skinny for me but I would tongue her ass if she asked me. I thought maybe it was a g string, so I followed her and when she walked up the stairs I got a glimpse of that cooch.
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Wild birds like to just nestle up in small spaces
>>72363
>I'm sorry, officer. She misstyped her age.
>>72370
Ok yeah I mistyped on purpose. But she was about 19 I think. University student

Anonymous 04/20/2018 (Fri) 03:29:25 No. 3624 [Reply]
Jailbait thread!
Actually fauxbait
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Anonymous 04/18/2018 (Wed) 21:50:35 No. 71412 [Reply]
is visual studios 2017 any good
> not posting in tech cause obviously dead
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>>71544
multi platform rats are hard, yo
>>71545
But the pay out is emense
A rat against mac would be nice
>>71546
I try getimg in but i was born to late for it to be easy to the point of viable
>not using terminal and notepad++ because you have a magical skill to fucking crash any IDE you touch
>>72353
>notepad++

Anonymous 04/17/2018 (Tue) 03:21:19 No. 70430 [Reply]
I have a bunch of dmz that I'm too fuced to answer rn
I also feel super ashamed for slacking of and no reading up z tech shit my less I t retarded fiendz suggested ~sryyyyy but I'm planning to soon
Pupch meh girl steel sryyy waiiiiiii
Btw I almost killed myself from eating pizza too fast yesterday
I am also worried about my bank and money shit but idk I don't if I'll deal with dis rn, it's nut Dat urgent
I need to diy meh hair z light brown is Hella showing and I hate z color brown
I haven't leav meh house in weeks or something idk I've lost sense of time
Overall I'm now in a pretty comfy state which I'm treating like holidays until further updates




Also can't find z last thread plz re ask
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>>71732
Please be true
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>>71116
dawww, little bitch boi is afraid of vagnias?
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>>71732
Kek why
>>71732
Queens never die desu
#BasharAlAssadNeedsTehSucc

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Yuru Camp Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 22:00:36 No. 606 [Reply]
No joke, I want to go camping now because of Yuru Camp
Why not just eat bugs, sleep on dirt, and not take a shower for x days?
>>623
nah. I want to really go camping. I've heard being in the outdoors, with a bonfire and a shit ton of alcohol is one of the comfiest pass times ever
>>625
>grown-ass man
>well I'VE HEARD
OP is a real life bubble boy
>>626
19 is not really grown ass man. I've just never went camping is all

Metal thread Anonymous 04/18/2018 (Wed) 16:54:41 No. 71253 [Reply]
Let's get a metal thread going. Personally a big fan of power metal.
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I like metal with a meaning to it.

Take Iron maiden for example, their song lyrics are not so mindless, instead they rather are like words of a man with faith. Take away the metal and it sounds like a man laying out mankind's struggles; his hopes to have a God, and his hopes to escape from suffering, but his belief that god does not hear him and evil has control on earth.
>>71323
if you think about it the name Iron Maiden itself is rather telling.
The iron maiden was a torture device used by the catholic church to kill people, a dark black coffin shaped like a lady with spikes inside to lock you in and kill you.
But it was not just any old torture device, it was a device they used on heretics. This contraption was made specifically for people who would preach against the Church. Many people who tried to educate the masses on anything having to do with God that did not agree with the church's doctrine were put in these things and brutally murdered.
>>71325
that last bit reminds me of one of their songs.

The song sounds like the song of a man with belief who is being hung for one reason or another. Perhaps he was a redpilled version of someone in the dark ages.
>u want some reel metal kiddo?
<i-i think so...

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Anonymous 04/20/2018 (Fri) 01:41:54 No. 72343 [Reply]
>you will never have a spelunking gf

feelsbad
>shitskin
DROPPED
>>72345
shes just dirty from crawling in hole all day, shes actually a pure blooded aryan.
>>72345
pic of her before she entered

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Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 02:20:36 No. 507 [Reply]
STALLMAN THREAD.
post your best rms meme
have you ever met rms?
ever mailed him?
whats your opinion on this alpha?
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>>509
wow this is such a great day for me :*)
there must be a God...
>>515
he wouldn't be able to make a living because of the matrix...but take him out of the matrix.....

???

PROFIT
I have to be honest here, gents.
At first I always respond to Stallman as an extremist but if I give it some time and brew the idea a little bit inside my mind... I end up coming up with the conclusion that Stallman is right. About everything. Its like he has thought about many things along his life.
And if you give it a thought, he might be somewhat an extreme but he does live the way he preaches.

Message to the African Race (and any others paying attention...) 𓆏 04/20/2018 (Fri) 00:53:07 Id:cb15e8 No. 2828 [Reply]
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>>2828
sorry, i only posted the video of this african-american fellow rambling about to show an example of how this sort of information reaches African people
>>2832
or African youth, rather
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in addition to the information i have posted... there is also the great "mantle of power" here on Earth that is the Roman Catholic Church

...although, I do not equate the Roman Catholics as enemies of humanity personally (yet) as some others do....

...(freemasons started as a very "anti-Catholic" organization, I've read...even if they may not be the same today...)

(...THERE ARE PROBABLY MILLIONS OF INNOCENT UNSUSPECTING SPIRITUAL SOULS WHO ARE ROMAN CATHOLICS OR PART OF THAT SOCIAL GROUP AND HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP TO "TRUTHERS"...)

(...i maintain that I am a "truther"...)

...i say that since they (Roman Catholic Church) are probably the single most powerful organization that has ever existed on the face of God's Earth....there is probably certainly information to be had regarding our relationship (we the people) to the "matrix-control system" by studying Roman Catholicism on Earth

here are one of the more popular documentaries i know of regarding this subject which I learned about in "da streets", you might say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELt5vkTjd6o
lastly, i might say...do not take my words as "gospel"...but rather be objective and ontological and make decisions for myself

i would not want to be guilty of purporting some sort of "dogmatic thought process" on others or "false accusations" on others...

...further more, I am not trying to indoctrinate people and brainwash people, but rather I say be objective and think for yourself, of course if possible

...I think David Hume once said something along the lines of "we will probably never know the exact nature of truth because even the greatest minds have tried to find such things and have failed..."

of course David Hume lived in an era without electricity and internet and such things as that
>>2835
make decisions for yourself*

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im like... Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 07:48:12 No. 71721 [Reply]
trying to talk about punk rn like with my other forum
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so i was trying to establish some rules for art punk on my forum last night:

rule 1 is...

must have beaten the house of the dead
and no 2 must never EVER. bring up anything about MJ
>>71933
***post punk
>>71721
Punk is dead
>>71721
Punk is dead

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Anonymous 04/18/2018 (Wed) 15:52:11 No. 71220 [Reply]
Thanks for the necrobumps, that one anon who replied to all these old threads just now.
Kill yourself.
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>>71241
I made the card thread for you you sour asshole.
shit thread tbh
>>71267
welcome to mewch
bamp

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Anonymous 04/17/2018 (Tue) 23:12:53 No. 70928 [Reply]
words that form a sentence
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quality thread tbh
>>70928
Good job OP
>>70928
Good job OP

Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 15:14:04 No. 71792 [Reply]
What ever happened to UglyBoi?
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He's pretty now, he retired the name
>>71807
>>71805
why isn't he posting on /chad/ then
i hope he cut his hairs like i told him to
>>71885
I like his luscious long hair
come back bb

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Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 17:28:57 No. 71832 [Reply]
Okay Mewch, story time.

I was walking my dog this afternoon and we passed a public grass field. There was this ball lying there, with nobody around. My dog, being the naughty hyperactive boy that he is, as always went at the ball and started biting it and throwing it around. I usually just let him do his thing, because if you try to grab it he only pulls on it harder etc. So I walked on, waiting for him to drop it. Suddenly this guy came out of his house, typical 30-something Chadlite. He was like 'are you going to bring back my ball?'. I shrugged but said 'yeah sure' being a reasonable calm nice person, reluctantly trying to get the ball out of my dog's mouth. Then the guy started getting super angry, shouting at me (even though he should've kept his ball inside his house). At some point my dog (playfully) jumped against him, he was like 'fucking shitdog'. Of course the ball was flat now, and he was like 'are you going to buy me a new ball now?'. I was like 'nah, you should store your stuff better'. I mean, it was a public grass field after all with nobody around. Of course he just kept shouting, getting all red and super mad. You couldn't reason with him, so I just walked on. What a lowlife piece of shit. Then after that, I came across some young people with a dog and I tried to go around them to avoid the dogs doing stupid shit. When I did that, I kind of fumbled off the curb, horribly twisting my ankle, like it snapped 180 degrees. Hurt like fucking hell, it's in bandages now. What an afternoon, jeez.

TL;DR: My dog bit a ball that was lying on a public grass field with no one around, guy came out of his house and started getting super angry and shouting, I twisted my ankle very badly.
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>>72184
>not being out of control
do you not get that some fucking dog jumping on you is bad and not something people should have to deal with just because i happened to go outside?
it's a shitdog.
>>72187
Again, young dogs are going to do these things occassionally. It can happen and it's no big deal, you won't die because of it I promise. If you don't like it, don't go outside. He's a good boy <3
>>72190
> If you don't like it, don't go outside
kill yourself and preferably put down your dog humanely first
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>>71834
get well soon friend
>>72317
Thanks fren :)

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Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 15:46:10 No. 71800 [Reply]
3301

###

>you have 3 hours

###

rɪˈtɜːn ðə lɪŋk tuː ðə kəˈrɛkt dəʊˈmeɪn
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you have to sleep at some point, I can go all night
>>72313
Yes but maybe in a new thread
>>72314
Does pain also keep you awake?
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>>72313
Its kinda funny if you think about it my entir day lead me to http://www.gaygangsta.com
But i did learn about cifers n shit, also saved this pics cause its funny
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>>72321
Do you have any regrets?
>>72323
I sure the real cicada is gona eventualy lead there too

TOR thread Anonymous 04/14/2018 (Sat) 15:35:27 No. 68385 [Reply]
do any of you use the deep web? if so, post cool sites that you've found throughout your adventures
inb4 people post CP please don't do this
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>>69984
>judenberg
>>69913
What's with you people and your 8ch obsession?
>>70005
it's just one guy hint hint, his photo is posted in this thread
>>68478
Pretty weird imageboard software
>>69866
how cute

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Anonymous 04/18/2018 (Wed) 23:22:16 No. 71455 [Reply]
A former 911 operator who hung up the phone "thousands" of times on people attempting to call in emergencies in Harris County, Texas has been sentenced to jail time. Crenshanda Williams, 44, was found guilty of interference with emergency telephone calls Wednesday after "systematically" hanging up the phone on residents of Harris County, KTRK reported.

She was sentenced to 10 days in jail and 18 months probation.

In one instance, emergency caller Jim Moten told KTRK he called 911 in 2016 after he spotted two vehicles speeding on a highway where people had been killed from speeding weeks earlier and thought his call had dropped after a few seconds. Court documents, according to the news station, stated that Williams had taken Moten's call and, before he could finish explaining his emergency, she reportedly said: "Ain't nobody got time for this. For real".

What a piece of shit, and only 10 days of jail.
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>>71455
Godamn I hate niggers
>>71712
gas yourself
>>71455
10 days is a joke, she endangered many lives. Piece of shit nigger
It's like the blacker your name is, the more of a stereotype you are
>>72271
You’re not wrong

Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 09:05:55 No. 71749 [Reply]
feeling kinda really sad right now. Anyone out there?
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>>71757
>save up and buy a mac
that is worse
no
>>71757
>save up and buy a mac
this 🔥💯👌
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>>71757
rusing others isn't nice anon :^(
>>71749
I’m always here for you OP, no matter how many times they ban me

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Anonymous 04/18/2018 (Wed) 12:13:39 No. 71134 [Reply]
Comfy Wednesday thread
Bootleg edition
As a kid have you ever received something bootleg / not it's original brand?
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idk y i took 2 mewch i dunnnooooo
>>71699
I for one enjoy your drug induced shitposts
omFG i did it
i got up off the floor. and math rock. is. making. me. HYPER
>>71134
Hmm I can’t remember, we weren’t rich but my kid’s stuff was mostly onbrand

Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 22:10:35 No. 72000 [Reply]
Who's up for a real challenge?
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>>72039
anon together we victorred
>>72056
sounds line an old pensioner slowly dying in ohio
>>72128
You didn't do shit buddy, I did it all on my own.
>>72194
i served as a decoy
>>72199
>>72199
Hmm, you did confuse him and might’ve thrown him off his game. Alright, a gentle high five for you.

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Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 23:49:45 No. 1950 [Reply]
This board seems less pedo than waifuist

dunno how i feel about that

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Anonymous 04/18/2018 (Wed) 23:55:45 No. 581 [Reply]
ITT post a random anime picture every time you visit /a/ and there is no new thread/reply
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I'll do you one better.
I'll reply to a thread and post in this one.
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>>584
#rekt
how will /a/ ever recover?
>>597
I chuckled at this scene.

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North and South Korea Reportedly Set to Announce Official End to War kim_jong-fun 04/19/2018 (Thu) 13:35:54 No. 856 [Reply]
Yayy Nayeon...I'm so happy!

Ahead of a summit next week between North Korean premier Kim Jong Un and South Korean President Moon Jae-In, lawmakers from the neighboring states were thought to be negotiating the details of a joint statement that could outline an end to the military conflict between the two countries.

Pyongyang and Seoul have technically been at war since the 1950-1953 Korean conflict ended with a truce — and not a peace treaty.

North and South Korea are in talks to announce a permanent end to the officially declared military conflict between the two countries, daily newspaper Munhwa Ilbo reported Tuesday, citing an unnamed South Korean official.

Ahead of a summit next week between North Korean premier Kim Jong Un and South Korean President Moon Jae-in, lawmakers from the neighboring states were thought to be negotiating the details of a joint statement that could outline an end to the confrontation.

Kim and Moon could also discuss returning the heavily fortified demilitarized zone separating them to its original state, the newspaper said.

Pyongyang and Seoul have technically been at war since the 1950-1953 Korean conflict ended with a truce — and not a peace treaty. Geopolitical tensions have occasionally flared up since the armistice, although to date both countries have managed to avoid another devastating conflict.

A successful summit between the Koreas later this month could help pave the way for a meeting between Kim and President Donald Trump. The U.S. president and North Korean leader are poised to hold talks in late May or June, according to the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA).
inb4 drumpf fucks shit up for everyone
>drumpf
who even says that what is this the huffington post

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Sachiko Koshimizu Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 22:11:21 No. 607 [Reply]
Don't bap the kong
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Sword Art Online Alternative - Gun Gale Online Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 21:27:11 No. 604 [Reply]
proof that lolis DO make everything better!
I'll watch it when every episode comes out

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Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 20:38:42 No. 71943 [Reply]
Alright guys, this is getting old....
>bee movie
thats from my skin
What is getting old?
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>>71948

>This skin
>>71943
refresh and send me screen grab

kingADVRC 04/18/2018 (Wed) 23:08:05 No. 71442 [Reply]
Look who's shirt came in~~~~~
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>>71828
i literally. spent.. all of last night... posting on my forum... about how i couldn't sotp listening to MJ
i dont even fucking LIKE mj
>>71828
>implying she will give out her address after already having problems with getting doxxed
>>71833
Eh, we'll see what happens.
>wearing a shirt
>wearing pants
>surgically replaced head with tablet to avoid eye contact
>not shaving using an open flame

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article sharing thread Anonymous 03/21/2018 (Wed) 22:41:25 No. 472 [Reply]
let's share articles we read that we find interesting
Aaron Micallef et al. Evidence of the Zanclean megaflood in the eastern Mediterranean Basin. Scientific Reports (2018). DOI: 10.1038/s41598-018-19446-3

Remco R. Bouckaert et al. The origin and expansion of Pama–Nyungan languages across Australia, Nature Ecology & Evolution (2018). DOI: 10.1038/s41559-018-0489-3

Vishnupriya Kolipakam et al. A Bayesian phylogenetic study of the Dravidian language family, Royal Society Open Science (2018). DOI: 10.1098/rsos.171504
Kaili Rimfeld et al. Genetic influence on social outcomes during and after the Soviet era in Estonia, Nature Human Behaviour (2018). DOI: 10.1038/s41562-018-0332-5

>The aetiology of individual differences in educational attainment and occupational status includes genetic as well as environmental factors and can change as societies change. The extent of genetic influence on these social outcomes can be viewed as an index of success in achieving meritocratic values of equality of opportunity by rewarding talent and hard work, which are to a large extent influenced by genetic factors, rather than rewarding environmentally driven privilege. To the extent that the end of the Soviet Union and the independence of Estonia led to an increase in meritocratic selection of individuals in education and occupation, genetic influence should be higher in the post-Soviet era than in the Soviet era. Here we confirmed this hypothesis: DNA differences (single-nucleotide polymorphisms) explained twice as much variance in educational attainment and occupational status in the post-Soviet era compared with the Soviet era in both polygenic score analyses and single-nucleotide polymorphism heritability analyses of 12,500 Estonians. Our results demonstrate a change in the extent of genetic influence in the same population following a massive and abrupt social change—in this case, the shift from a communist to a capitalist society.
Jose Luis Rosales & Vicente Martin.
Quantum simulation of the integer factorization problem: Bell states in a Penning trap, Physical Review A (2018). DOI: 10.1103/PhysRevA.97.032325, arXiv: 1704.03174

>The arithmetic problem of factoring an integer N can be translated into the physics of a quantum device, a result that supports Pólya's and Hilbert's conjecture to demonstrate Riemann's hypothesis. The energies of this system, being univocally related to the factors of N, are the eigenvalues of a bounded Hamiltonian. Here we solve the quantum conditions and show that the histogram of the discrete energies, provided by the spectrum of the system, should be interpreted in number theory as the relative probability for a prime to be a factor candidate of N. This is equivalent to a quantum sieve that is shown to require only o(ln√N)³ energy measurements to solve the problem, recovering Shor's complexity result. Hence the outcome can be seen as a probability map that a pair of primes solve the given factorization problem. Furthermore, we show that a possible embodiment of this quantum simulator corresponds to two entangled particles in a Penning trap. The possibility to build the simulator experimentally is studied in detail. The results show that factoring numbers, many orders of magnitude larger than those computed with experimentally available quantum computers, is achievable using typical parameters in Penning traps.

tl;dr or tt;du (too technical; didn't understand): we can estimate which prime factors are more likely using a quantum simulator, and this is a workaround for breaking RSA encryption which is based exactly on the computational difficulty of that problem to classical methods.
Miranda Mowbray & Dieter Gollmann.
Electing the Doge of Venice: Analysis of a 13th Century Protocol, 20th IEEE Computer Security Foundations Symposium, Venice, Italy, 2007. DOI: 10.1109/CSF.2007.21
>being European

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Suggestions/Requests for Functionality K. 04/16/2018 (Mon) 09:37:29 No. 857 [Reply]
If anyone has suggestions or ideas for things they'd like on the chan. Post some in here so we can ask milk to look into them.

Things like:
(You)'s
How posts are formatted when accompanied by a picture.
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Also, did a smoll change to the pack above. Hovers now show under the mouse, so you don't have to chase them to close them nor you can add posts from an unrelated chain of comments. Oversight.
Quick (CSS) fix:
.innerPost{min-width: 60%;}
>>1801
Or:
.panelUploads{float:left;}
.divPosts .divMessage{float:left;margin-left:10px;}
.uploadCell img{margin-right:0px;}

This is the more correct ones, but has some aesthetic side effects to counter.
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Finished the specific-name per board code, now its fully automated. It will just magically remember what name you input in each board.

https://pastebin.com/1iz2mLER
Smoking is bad for your lungs

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Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 19:39:47 No. 71876 [Reply]
Angry video game thread
What are the worst games you've ever played?
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>>71878
Lol remember the pit of them they found?
>>71883
Yeah I watched the documentary. Never actually played it though. Didn't even look too bad tbh
awesomenauts

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ΔN^2 04/19/2018 (Thu) 19:52:50 No. 71888 [Reply]
conway's game of life
type it in google search see what happens
>>71888
why the fuck are you using gewgel

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Anonymous 04/19/2018 (Thu) 19:55:30 No. 600 [Reply]
Megumin GET
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oh shit