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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I AM A GIRL
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Sopa de dumb and brown maccacos
>>179847
Kadie?
>>179862
no
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>>179847
K, den show us ur slender feminine fingers for proof.

Everyone on mewch knows how grills get slender feminine fingers

am i rite??
>>179888
from masserbate
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>>179888
they look like shit though lmao
>inb4 I get digit ratio memed
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>>179926
STATE YOUR NAME COMFYPOSTER
>>179927
Fellow
it says right there
>>179930
Face post?
>>179927
Emily
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>>179926
tell us your story brother err s-sister how did you come upon such a mysterious cavern filled with kellies and mushrooms, and where have your adventures taken you in the past?

have you a name? what is your greatest desire?
>>179947
>how did you come upon such a mysterious cavern filled with kellies and mushrooms
You had me at
>Greetings from mewch
>and where have your adventures taken you in the past?
wherever the herd goes
>have you a name?
>>179946
>what is your greatest desire?
I seek the holy grail
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>>179948
YOU SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL, THE ONE AND ONLY ARTIFACT THAT CAN GRANT ANY WISH CONCEIVABLE BY THE HUMAN MIND??! the goblet dranken by the very son of God?!
THE GRAIL IS MINE I shall not allow such a harlot as yourself lay your grubby womanly fingers upon it...
wh-whats your wish anyway?
>>179949
>wh-whats your wish anyway?
mega himself
>>179950
>mega himself
another harlot after the greatly sought after eggplant i see... someone post the pic

why come upon such a place and reveal the nature of your genitals? is it an effort to be beta orbited by the strange but oddly kind cucks of mewch? even to take your place as the new queen along the side of Mega Milker himself?
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>>179948
sorry bro mewchers are busy seeking the holy grill
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>>179946
Emily, the hand picture is not sufficient enough proof to accept that you are indeed a woman, for all we know this is mega milk's attempt to bring more people here. provide a timestamp at least, and then we will know you are human, proof of womanhood however is entirely more complex and requires an organ or article of clothing that only a woman has, along with a timestamp...
tldr tits or gtfo
>>179953
i mean pink linens, pink wall, im betting this is mega
>>179950
hi
>>179973
I don't know this person and it ain't me budy.
>>179990
damn
you have the same wall/bedding though right?
>>179990
>secure trip
>not me
but I don't understand
>>179933
but my face is ugly and boyish 😭
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>>180032
think of it this way, if you do look like a boy, but are a girl, then you are still technically more girl than a boy... so the girlness would outweigh the boyness, just look at roz, she looks like some sort of arctic seagull, but many people still like her because of the inverted organs inside her pants sometimes they are not in her pants and that makes people like her more

but understand this this is where you make your decision, if you want all the attention of mewch and a little group of followers; draw them in. But if that is not who you want to be, do not do it.
just post something more than your hand with a timestamp. face posting is dumb. we need a time stamp too, for all we know this >>179926 is the hand of some grill from two years ago.
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>>180057
I'll probably delet this
>>180060
>>179989
hi
come fuck me
>>180060
cute beard owo
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>>180060
Can't delete noa!
You're a damn cutie if I must say so myself. But mewch fansign please.
>>180063
We can call her girlbro
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Gib kisseys
>>180067
pls no I'll shave it I just need a razor
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timestamp or its fake
>>180069
What should we call you beautiful? owo
this is it darling, now you give yourself a name, soon no matter the contents of your heart you will cucks falling all over you. you chose this path.
>>180072
Also remember to add bro after your name.
>>180066
homelessbro you really upped your crossdressing game
theres already like 10 trannies on this board wtf are pepl gettin worked up about
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>>179953
>>180059
>>180070
fffffffff
>>180076
no ;_;
>>180072
>>179946
>>180081
that's 11/29/18 backwards btw
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>>180081
Woh. Tis a real girl.
You still didn't pick a name though.
>>180084
my name is Emily
well its a good thing you look like a tom boy, you look prety.. prisy pussys are usually mean. i dub thee

EMILYbro
emily is a preti name
>>180088
>>180081

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ikK2ZOu9Hc
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>>180088
no bro pls
thank
>>180091
hi emily, what do you want to do now?
>>180093
idk comfposting sounds fun
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>>180095
Buckle up you're about to have a good time.
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>>180095
i will post some comfy images
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now tell us more of you, why is it that you are hanging around comfy posting instead of smoking weed with people your age or going out to parties, why is it that this is the life you live?

what region do you live in, what is life like around you, from >>180081 it looks like you live in a place that is not urban...

what do you believe?

do you really want the eggplant?
are you a normie?
>>180099
hi i am a different qt but i am too much of a shy neet to smoke weed and talk to irl ppl
>>180099
>now tell us more of you, why is it that you are hanging around comfy posting instead of smoking weed with people your age
idk something about comfyposting resonates with me
>or going out to parties
I don't get invited
>why is it that this is the life you live?
fuck man I didn't ask to be born
>what region do you live in
Iowa
>what is life like around you
boring af
>what do you believe?
elaborate
>do you really want the eggplant?
reserved for mega
>>180103
i-i live near iowa
how old r u miss emily?
do you go to normal school?

what do you believe about idk everything, life people, knowing what someone believes helps you know more about them.. yunno...

SOMEONE GET MEGA IN HERE SOMEONE WANTS HIS DRUNKEN DICPICS AGAN AAAAAA
>>180101
WAT!
another qT pRROOFS NOAW
>>180106
>how old r u miss emily?
19
>do you go to normal school?
I sorta fucked up by not going to college and became a neet
>life
we'll get through it on way or another, eventually
>people
the people you expect least are often some of the kindest
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>>180110
you sound weird fuck college
shit you are too old for me
life is dumb tbh
most people are rotten.. even if they are girls or cute... to prove u r cool we r gonna have to investigate further... good people are few and far inbetween, the sad and lonely, like stars shining in the darkness.
btw weird is a good thing ;)
>>180103
are you pre or post srs?
>>180115
p-pls I'm a girl I swear
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>she wants the eggplant
>>180103
Do you have vagina or boypussy? Sorry if that's too personal.
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>>180118
Megachad
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hey emily, are you lonely or sad? or do you have bunches of friends?
>>180121
v lonely
not many friends no
During my college neet dropout time the only person I talked to was my roommate
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>>180122
im sorry, i am lonely too,i will be your friend, you can call me succbus
>>180124
>blocks all his old friends from his life
>lonely
bro i feel ya
>>180125
w-who is this
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>>180127
just a mewch user
>>180128
m-my account was deleted by not me :( a-avatar
>>180129
is all cool but good to see ya
stop by the new snug sometime when there's something going
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i have an idea meet me in https://cytu.be/r/the_snug== i will restore it to what it was. its comfy at its finest. Everyone who is lonely or sad or knows me, or needs a friend get in here lets get snug== and watch some movies, listen to some music, maybe the cold will not bother us as much!

the_snug is bacc
>>180133
but mega and daed and more already got https://cytu.be/r/mewchboys set up ill check it out though
>>180115
>srs
nigga I'm not even on hrt lmao
>>180148
so you're a guy
>>180081
never leave, pls, Im tired of the same grils who came here in 2017. 2018 was a dry spell for new grils
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>>180165
owo
>>180190
very nice :3
lemme smash*
>>180190
what are those sunflower seeds
you eating in your bed?
>>180190
that looks like the room of a person with existential dread.
>>180204
no it's ash from a blunt
>>180220
you should try sunflower seeds
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Now we wait for bunch of omega orbiters to make cult around this female.
Eh...
>>180232
i don't think so. she's a 5 at best.

then again, this is mewch
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>>180234
Not sure if you was on 8ch when that... "girl" from Greece came along, she was even lower than 5, and even she did manage to gather her personal cult.
Though she did showed much more than this one, so maybe it won't turn into something similar.
that girls got a dick
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tell us about you miss emily, what do you like, what do you want? besides the megaplant do you want a bunch of orbiters? do you seek the grail for nothing more than a man, if so, why not try to win his heart by contacting him first?
favrit color probly pink
music probly justin beiber
movie or cartoon
political beliefs
are you gay?
do you want me to be your friend, or not?
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>>180248
bump
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>>180250
do you seek mega himself due to the jewish look of his nose, as well as the money he makes, and the funds he receives from israel funds to make a anti defamation league image board? paired with him and the power of beta orbiters you seek to conquer al other image borts?!

a lust for money and power is what controls your heart?!
>>180248
>favrit color
blue
>music
Hall & Oates
>movie
Shrek
>cartoon
Richard and Mortimer
>political beliefs
libertarian
>are you gay
straight woman
>do you want me to be your friend
yes of course
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>>180255
I am an illuminati, why would I want to lower myself to jews?
>>180265
Would you be interested in selling your soul to be... idk some shitty celebrity or something?
>>180268
not at all
>>180060
theres hair on your chin
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>>180265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek
nice tastes this is the new emily theme

blue is preti like the blue night sky at moonlight
shrek is actually a nice movie cuz he thought the girl was a stupid princess but she turned out to be nice
>yes of course
(◕‿◕✿) hi
gay is real
>>179847
>girl
ahahahahaha
>>179847
s/GIRL/FREAK/
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>>180452
is this any better
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>>180529
invest in those burmese tribal neck rings
>>180529
This is a weird looking anime... Sauce?
>>180591
Trapped in the Closet
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>>180529
I see a razor.

>Remove leg hair
>post results
>???¿
>profit
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me fag rate
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>>180608
Do u gib gud kissey?
>>180608
FUCKING CUTE
>>180609
I like to think that I do, but I suppose I should let someone else be the judge of that
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>>180602
b-but I prefer them hairy
>>180612
REAL GIRL
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>>180611
wh-why do you say that? how the hell do you expect us to be able to accommodate such a suggestion? a k-k-kiss?
>>180608
y-you put lipstik on and everythin
leans closer
>>180636
>wh-why do you say that?
well it's not very fun if I'm judging myself, now is it?
>>180638
>fun
*fair
>>180638
>fun
>>180639
more like a freudian slip

how do you suspect we can help you judge it more in a more fun err fair fashion miss emily?
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when i was a kid i read this book about fat jews from outer space that stole everyone's potato pancakes and only this one kid could save them but he didn't the end
>>180529
>>180608
do not cater to these faggots. in my own honest opinion you looked much cuter in >>180066 because it was genuine, shaving your face and putting on a bunch of makeup just makes you look like all the other girls.
>the stars only shine brightly in the sky because they stand out from the darkness of the night.
>>179847
the hell is a "girl"
>>180665
jokes on you I'm pretty sure I was wearing makeup in that picture too
maybe blush
if nothing else definitely mascara
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>>180669
get rekt succ
boys > girls
>>180669
jokes on you, creatures that put colored mud on their faces usually have something to hide.
>>180678
is that ichigo kurosaki?

the statement that one sub-sect of the human gender is better than the other, objectively, is simply false... though girls are usually prettier, often times they are conniving and insincere. the statement that boys are always sincere and kind is also false.. often times boys are mean and without care. if we are in the process of discovering what humans are greater than others, looking in their pants will certainly not help us.
>>180687
this

god I hate fakeup
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>>180693
>Makeup side looks like a bitch.
>Naked side looks cute and approachable.
I prefer girls when they don't wear makeup. I know I can't be the only one r-right?
>>180688
i have never met a dateable girl
i have met plenty of dateable guys
i guess it's a matter of selection bias
>>180720
burn victim?
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>>180608
Your face is much more suited to that than mine.

1960s mom/10

Pics related. It's what I look like in girls' clothes.
>>180720
same, but if you dare mention that, the response is womansplaining how "but you've only ever seen girls wearing natural makeup, we look sick when we don't wear any", which is just preposterous since most guys at least have sisters or cousines whom they must have seen without makeup occasionaly
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ok its settled emily
none of us think that you should be putting colored powders and creams on your face in an effort to appear prettier, just be yourself, ok (◕ヮ◕)
d5htgh4h debumping finland threads urhthf rhfhgf
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hey show us something besides your face that is cool, do you have any pets? maybe, something special that you think is neat in your house?
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>>180810
idk if this is really cool but as I was leaving the restaurant the cashier gave me a scarf too
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>>181007
OwO
its all pink and fluffy, thats really nice.
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>>180810
okay here's something else
good news: shaved my legs
bad news: I fucked up and they're kinda bloody
>>181029
Would touch legs and cuddle regardless owo
>>181029
that's bad news and worse news m8
>>181029
the feeling and chafing as it grows back in is priceless
just stay hairy and wear thigh highs like everybody else (its not gay im a programmer)
>>181036
protip: thigh highs were invented because girls are hairy from their knees down
>>181036
>WEAR THIGH HIGHS
EMILY PLS OWO
>>181048
totally would if I owned a pair desu
>>181069
i have 2 pairs they are nice in the winter at computer
>>181029
p-pretti
b-but wait even though its pretti why shave your legs? now they just grow back as cactus legs and they are all bloody and painful. you shouldn't hurt yourself just to make other people think you are pretti, thats dumb.
>>181081
>b-but wait even though its pretti why shave your legs?
I felt like it
>now they just grow back as cactus legs
so I shave them again
>and they are all bloody and painful.
pain builds character :^)
>>181082
O, in that case, emily i think your legs are pretti ♥~(◡﹏◕✿)
>>181069
Get some they're kinda cheap tbh :3 like a dollar at the muslim clothes shops.
>>180032
>tfw no boyish faced white GF
>>181088
>walks into a muslim store
>asks for pantyhose
>gets raped in the name of Allah
1. Are you a degenerate?
2. Do you have the capacity to reproduce children?
3. Are you in North America?
>>180529
You should just dress in military surplus clothing instead of the weird girl clothing.
>>180720
I fucking hate cosmetics and if I ever get to be a tyrant that gets to dictate how people dress and look like Kim Jung Un I'm banning cosmetics.
>from morning until evening, and evening until morning, do not be concerned with what it is that you will wear.
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>>181105
>>181106
sure but you can go much much further than vanity
there are all kinds of vestigial urges that dominate and mislead the human mind
>>181105
this but also razors and wax, only trimmers allowed
>>181106
She needs some thigh highs tbh
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0/10 roommate would not recommend
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>>181300
Quick /b/ I need your help!
https://www.strawpoll.me/16987793
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>>193186
helped
>>193230
need more help, it's tied
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>>193535
Fixed
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fucking hate this tie
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>>198743
but I hate this even more
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>>198745
now this is what I like to see
>>181300
>>181302
wait so your roommate is refusing to pay the bills you both agreed to pay because the actual bill arrived after he moved out? lol
>>181300
raep him
>GIRL (MALE)
You guys have THE WORST TASTE.
>>198830
the proper term is prison gay
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you guys fucking suck
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owo what's this
>>198969
Smh buying some shitter "hott love batteries" instead of a real chad brand like duracell

>tie dye
xd

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>>198969
>>199021
bro you gotta understand that I got upsold hard as fuck by the cashier
>>199024
When are you posting lewds? owo
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>>199029
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>>199024
of course you got upsold af you decided to go to spencers. Spencers is the place for teens looking to blow there money on slightly edgy shit.

Tie die is my least favorite design, that weird pink wool looked super comfy and cute but tie die just seems dirty
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>>198969
be a man and stick your finger up there till can't type anymnfeore
>>199034
tie die is based and redpilled
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movie time
>>199037
I make custom tie die shirts with optional stylized text if you're interested.
>>199037
No im not even sure what to tell you buddy, youre just wrong. theres nothing to even say. please delete your post
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>>199025
>>199112
Post lewds first
>>199113
but then I don't have any guarantee that you'll keep up your end
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>>199113
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me freedom rate
>>199231
Danger Will Robinson.

That paper is not sterile.

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