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Oekaki x
Catalog
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Joseph Mullen had reached his limit. It was now Mid-August which meant he had
been separated from Kelly for more than two months. Two months, and all he had
to show was three dog-eared letters and two very expensive long-distance phone
calls. True, when school had ended and she'd returned to Brazil, and he to
New York, New York, she had sworn to maintain a certain fidelity. She would
date occasionally, but merely as amusement. She would remain faithful.
But lately Joseph had begun to worry. He had trouble sleeping at night and when
he did, he had horrible dreams. He lay awake at night, tossing and turning
underneath his pleated quilt protector, tears welling in his eyes as he
pictured Kelly, her sworn vows overcome by liquor and the smooth soothing of
some neanderthal, finally submitting to the final caresses of sexual oblivion.
It was more than the human mind could bear.
Visions of Kelly's faithlessness haunted him. Daytime fantasies of sexual
abandon permeated his thoughts. And the thing was, they wouldn't understand how
she really was. He, Joseph, alone understood this. He had intuitively grasped
every nook and cranny of her psyche. He had made her smile. She needed him, and
he wasn't there (Awww...).
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i just read the story expecting gibberish but damn well done
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>>201660
holy shit
its written in invisible ink
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>>201787
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December 21th @ 8pm EST - Santa Claus visits Mewch.net! (Livestream)
Use this thread for chatting throughout the event.

The embedded stream link will be here shortly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urlsEo1IyGM
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>>180154
>>180154
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sup
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>>201129
nice tripcode fren. would be a shame if someone stole it
>>201572
o-oh no
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Can we all just agree that underwear boy is a tryhard child
sure
>>201941

thank you.
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hey MEWCH who was the greatest and most noble warrior in honkey history?
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>>201928
Fuck
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Simo Häyhä. anyone who kills hundreds of commies is a true hero
>>201928
Fam that's slovborg its ok
>>201937

I agree with you for once fat attention seeking whore
>>201926

Shut up slov zionists like you are cowards
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post em
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>>201612
post more jew
>>201614
>2nd webm
EWWWWWW NIGGAWTF
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>>201815
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>tired
>go to your room to lay down
>see this
wat do?
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>>201919
https://twitter.com/mewchnet/status/1074855722603679744
>>201922
>he posted it on twitter
The absolute madlad
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>>201922
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Ask if he's cold and cover him up and make him comfy.

Then I'd ask about his day.
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>>201927
That's actually very sweet of you
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i bet bullying looks something like this.
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>>201558
It's the way they post on the Russian internets to signify that they're not being too serious/angry. The me rate guy just spent too much time on 2ch.hk
>>201294
that reaction time...
>>201805
he's probably playing geimu
>>201566
>tfw ywn get pissed on by nayeon
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>>201792
No it's not. Stop it.

Stop it.
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Confess your sins
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>>201878
faith comes before proof yadayada
doomsday preachers aren't helping anything though
>>201914
and why would i want faith in something that can't be proved anyway
>>201916
no idea friend. i dont believe myself but i understand why others do. just annoying when people on either side get aggressive about it
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>>201856
>Confess your sins
Sorry OP, I know that confession is the Catholic Church's early form of the CIA. Information gathering. Has nothing to do with the divine or spirituality.
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>>201863
>>201867
>>201872
See
>>201929

Good job plebs, you gave the Catholic Church dirt.
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How are finals treating you anon?
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I can't out in the university library and get an education all day for free
>>201893
I hang out in the university library all day and get a free education*
Voices tell me to study feminism

I am disgruntled with literature....i spent all day just reading stories for enjoyment instead of studying
I imagine myself a actually attending college and then arguing with people about feminism and minorities but it is all just a dream

I have imaginary conversations like Socrates which lead to grand conclusions
Already finished. I'm reading up on what is coming next semester
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>>201816
I'd bang young Hillary
>>201834
I wouldn't, she looked old and saggy already lmao
>>201851
old = good
saggy = good